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Rapture Tips [05/21/2011|11:18 am]
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So I made a bunch of comics for Rapture Week, here they are!













Thanks so much for reading!
Eric
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[User Picture]From: losttoy
2011-05-21 03:56 pm (UTC)

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Thank you for these comics.

I am so tired about hearing about this "end times" coming. Frankly, if it did, I think all these so called conservative Christians are going to be left behind. Or sure, they made millions from their WWJD bracelets, but they never actually listened to Jesus. What would jesus do? NOT get rich off the backs of the poor. Not take away rights from women and de-fund women's health care. Jesus would not protest outside the funerals of soldiers who died in war, because god hates fags. And so on ...

I notice all this fuss is going on because of a prediction made by an old as hell Christian Radio host. Oh yeah ... that is a reliable source. Did we forget that Harold Camping ALSO predicted rapture for September 6, 1994. Doesn't he lose some creditability here? There have been dozens of previous predictions of the rapture and they have all been wrong. I read that Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060. Now whose calculations would you listen to: a Christian radio host, or a famous physicist and mathematician who discovered the universe's laws of gravity and motion?
[User Picture]From: losttoy
2011-05-22 01:34 pm (UTC)

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Furthermore, how can anybody calculate the end time? God lives on a separate clock than us. We have proof that the the stars and the earth are billions of years older than us, but yet in the bible it is just a matter of days before God created man. Who is it for any man to be able to predict when the end of the world will come. If it took god billions of years to create the earth and the sun before he created man and then called it a day, then the end of the world is probably a billion of years from now.
[User Picture]From: tanukitsune
2011-05-21 08:00 pm (UTC)

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Rapture is the new Rebecca Black, nobody likes it, nobody believes in it, but we can't shut up about it, so it's more popular than anything ever.
[User Picture]From: eyepatchmcgee
2011-05-21 10:06 pm (UTC)

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AHAHA aaa I love these so hard!!
[User Picture]From: tiny_vice
2011-05-22 12:10 am (UTC)

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oh god. the reading one.
From: visioluxus
2011-05-22 04:41 am (UTC)

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I enjoyed these immensely! I stood outside to be sure I wouldn't hit my head on the ceiling, thanks for the advice. I did not ascend, but I did get a little bit of a sunburn.
[User Picture]From: mrcolossal
2011-05-22 11:16 pm (UTC)

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I'm glad they could help, sorry you didn't get in to Heaven though! I assume the sun burn was because you were being proactive and took off all your clothes so the angels didn't have to waste time doing it for you. This is very kind of you and I'm sure the neighbors appreciated it.
From: thisse
2011-05-22 11:29 pm (UTC)

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Eric,

I just wanted you to know that I followed every one of these to the "t."
[User Picture]From: mrcolossal
2011-05-23 12:23 am (UTC)

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And you didn't get Raptured?! Man, what gives?!